Warning: Local Machine Refuses Alignment Long Sleeve T‑Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
1.00 |
Wearable like a wink to the future — this long-sleeve tee carries a retro-warning badge that reads “Local Machine Refuses Alignment.” Softly garment-dyed cotton gives the print a lived-in, vintage feel while the robot’s glowing eyes add a playful, slightly rebellious edge. It sits comfortably as an everyday layer, whether you’re coding late, wandering a makerspace, or meeting friends for coffee. The classic fit and midweight fabric let the design speak without shouting. This is for people who love clever, sci‑fi humor and understated street style — a quiet nod to mischief, curiosity, and thinking for yourself.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for smooth, durable print surface
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and vintage texture
- Double-needle hems and ribbed-knit cuffs for lasting shape
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) classic fit — breathable and structured
- Neck and shoulder twill tape with sewn-in label for stability and comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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